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Best Friend part 1

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      "Puddin!" Harley called out, "I'm leaving now!" Joker put his blueprints down and looked up at her.
      "What do you mean your 'leaving now'?" Joker asked, "You can't just LEAVE!"
      "Don't you remember?" Harley asked, "I'm going shopping with Ivy".
      "B-b-but" Joker sighed, "But I need your help tonight!"
      "With what?" She asked him. Joker stood up.
      "Tonight I was going to rob Wayne Tech and take the new super laser!" Joker replied, "I need it to finish my trap!"
      "I already told Ivy I would go shopping with her!" Harley said.
      "Who cares about Ivy?" Joker snapped, "She can just drop dead!"
      "I DO!!!" Harley snapped back, "She's my best friend!" Joker growled and walked towards her.
      "IF YOU HAD A BEST FRIEND YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND!" Harley yelled at him. Joker stood still and frowned.
      "I do have a best friend!" Joker insisted.
      "Then go ask your 'best friend' to help you with your stupid trap!" Harley snapped as she walked out the door into the night.
      "OKAY I WILL!!!" Joker shouted, "HEY WAIT YOU HAD BETTER NOT BE USING MY CAR!!!" Harley ignored him and got into the Jokermobile.
      "HEY STOP!" Joker yelled as she started it up. Harley sped down the street, leaving Joker standing in his yard, alone.
      "Evening Neighbor!" Ivan called. Ivan was Joker's next door neighbor. He is not a criminal like Joker, but just an average citizen.
      "Ivan..." Joker sighed as he walked toward him, "Can I ask you something?"
      "Sure" Ivan said, leaning against a fence, "But first can I ask YOU something?"
      "Fine" Joker said as he leaned on the other side of the fence.
      "Why do you have pet hyenas?" Ivan asked. Joker frowned.
      "There not MINE, they're Harley's" Joker responded.
      "Alright, Why does your girlfriend have pet hyenas?" Ivan asked.
      "She's not my girlfriend..." Joker muttered.
      "So she's your wife?" Ivan asked.
      "NO" Joker answered.
      "T-then why do you two live with each other?" Ivan asked, confused.
      "YOU KNOW WHAT IVAN?" Joker said, "I'VE HAD ABOUT ENOUGH OF YOU!" Joker squeezed his little flower and laughing gas sprayed into Ivan's face. Ivan's skin turned white and he started laughing like a maniac. Joker rolled his eyes and walked back into his house.
      "A best friend" Joker thought out loud. He pulled his cell phone out of his pocket and dialed Two-Face. There was no answer.
      "Oh right" Joker sighed, "He's locked up in Arkham" Then Joker dialed the Penguin. Penguin answered the phone.
      "What do you want, clown?" Penguin asked.
      "Hey Ozzy" Joker said, "Wanna do something fun tonight?"
      "Knowing you" Penguin said, "Your definition of fun is breaking the law!"
      "So you want to?" Joker asked.
      "No, I do not want to give up everything so I can go back to jail!" Penguin snapped.
      "Well then we don't have to break the law!" Joker said.
      "Oh please!" Penguin snapped again, "If I am even SEEN with you, the most famous criminal in town, I will go to jail for 'aiding and abiding'". With that, The Penguin hung up.
      "I need to remember to kill him later..." Joker muttered, "HARLEY! WRITE THAT DOWN!" Then Joker remembered she wasn't there.
      "WOW!" Joker said, "I really DO need to get a best friend!" Joker sat down on his couch and turned on the TV.
      "Yuck!" Joker exclaimed, "The Shopping channel!" Right when Joker was about to change the channel, a newsman appeared on the screen.
      "We interrupt this program for breaking news!" The newsman said, "The Riddler has just escaped from prison and has captured 2 police officers!" Joker smiled.
      "Riddler, huh?" He laughed, then he dialed Riddler's cell number.
Yes I know I put Joker and Harley in a modern setting! lol
Based off of Batman The Animated Series
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